Recently I've become addicted to a new sport...Dork-ball. It was invented by people at my youth group. Basically it involves a pool table with no pool sticks, lots of running and the occational clobbering. So goal is to be the first to knock in the cue ball with your own colored ball. There are a ton of other rules I won't bore you with, but the main one is that you have to throw from the opposite end of the table, so you have to run back and forth accordingly. I have so far sustained 2 injuries in my short-lived career. Once I clipped my knee on the ball return ledge and the other time I clipped my other knee on the coin-insert thingy. Now I have two huge bruises, but I am getting a lot better. I almost won the other day. It was down to me and one other guy (you get letters for doing things wrong or when someone else does something good and you lose when you have 4 letters and spell D-O-R-K) So anyway, I had no letters and the other kid had DOR. One good thing and I would have won for the first time EVER, but I was having technical difficulties because I was wearing a thong and didn't want anyone to know. My sweater was plenty long when i was standing, but apparently running and bending over was too much, so I lost 4 letters in a row! Luckily though I think I kept my secret!
Oh yeah - and I decapitated my cadaver yesterday. Again - AWESOME!! the spinal cord is such a beautiful thing!! (Did you know it is only about as big around as the size of your pinky? All that info in the space of a cable cord!!)
Thursday, February 02, 2006
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